# My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners! (Sarah Silverman)
# I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world (Steven Wright)
# A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says ‘What the hell was that all about?”
# Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. (George Burns)
Dior BraceletsDior EarringsJuicy Necklaces# After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.. He said, “No hablo ingles.” (Ronnie Shakes)