The woman remarks to herself

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The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
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The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

[ghij087]

Sleepy vet, knackered after working all day and all evening, says: "If you`ve got one of those small bottles of highly concentrated milk of magnesia, Kurt Warner #13
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Marcel Shipp #31get that down it and I`ll call you in the morning to see how it is."

[ghij087]

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. GHD Pretty Pink Limited Edition
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[ghij087]

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
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Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"