# Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.
A: Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now.
# Q: How many gay rights activists does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None: The bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it.
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# Q: How many politically correct people does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None. "Why should we impose our values on the light bulb ? If it wishes to be a light bulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality."
