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Zárt fórum igénylése !

HozzászólásElküldve: 2008.12.02. 15:27
Szerző: Xefande

Ha van egy saját klánod , igényelhetsz saját zárt fórumot.

Ennek az a funkciója , hogy a klántársaiddal tudjatok egymás közt megbeszélni külömböző szövetséggel kapcsolatos dolgaitokat, témákat tudtok nyitni, híreket közzétenni , támadásokat megszervezni, stratégiát kidolgozni stb.

És a legjobb benne hogy csak ti látjátok hiszen jelszóval védett és csak azok látják akinek te megadod a titkos jelszavatokat.

Ha szeretnél egy ilyen saját rend fórumot igényelheted az adminisztrátortól Privát Üzenetben !

DetoXicertől vagy Xefandetől .

Nincs más dolgot mint leírni mi
klánod neve , melyik játékban játszatok és mi a szövetségetek titkos jelszava amivel majd a tagok beléphetnek a fórumotokra !

További jó fórumozást kívánunk !
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HozzászólásElküldve: 2010.04.28. 22:09
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HozzászólásElküldve: 2010.05.05. 02:46
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HozzászólásElküldve: 2010.05.06. 21:14
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HozzászólásElküldve: 2010.05.07. 20:38
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HozzászólásElküldve: 2010.05.16. 17:53
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HozzászólásElküldve: 2010.06.14. 17:01
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HozzászólásElküldve: 2010.06.22. 17:55
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HozzászólásElküldve: 2010.06.24. 12:24
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HozzászólásElküldve: 2010.07.13. 16:27
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HozzászólásElküldve: 2010.08.21. 05:32
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